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A lawyer and 2 doctors have a car wreck in the
country and walk to a farmers house where one
doc stays in a barn and the lawyer and second
doc stay in the house.

In the middle of the night the doc is banging
on the door and he says to the farmer, 'I can't
stay in there, I hate sheep.' so the other doc
goes to the barn to sleep.

Later in the night the other doc is at the door
and he says, 'I hate cows', so the lawyer goes
to the barn to sleep.

In the middle of the night there's a bang on the
door and when the farmer answers it, the cow and
sheep are at the door...



A CIRCUS


A circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone
crowded about a table watching a little show. On
the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap
dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed
that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.
After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for
$10000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to
the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put
him on the pot before a whole audience and he
didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you
remember to light the candle under the pot?"